Why cats are better than women

  • A cat doesn't know what a remote control is.
  • A cat loves you until it dies.
  • You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it knows you do.
  • A cat likes to be petted, anywhere, anytime.
  • Cats don't expect breakfast in the morning.
  • Cats don't ly, quibble, argue, pout.
  • Everything you do is interesting.
  • Cats need little space, a sunny spot in the window will do.
  • Cats don't smoke, drink, do drugs.
  • You don't have to tell a cat it's pretty.
  • A cat doesn't care if you haven't shaved for two days.
  • A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
  • Cats love to scrap bills and taxforms.
  • You don't need to buy your cat expensive presents on it's birthday.
  • You don't need to buy your cats mother expensive presents on her birthday.
© Copyright 2006 & 2007 - Douglas N. Barnhart - All Rights Reserved
This site is dedicated to Helen Melvin Ericksen - Born 1957 & Died 2006
The original cat lover and my best friend.