Why cats are better than men
- Cats keep their opinions to themselves.
- Cats don't criticize your mother.
- Cats never question how much you're eating.
- Cats never claim they know how to fix large appliances.
- Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.
- Cats are happy to let you drive.
- Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
- One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
- Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.
- Cats love it when you go shopping.
- Cats never return the gifts you get them.
- Cats are able to keep the romance alive.
- You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.
- Cats are never late for dinner.
- You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.
- Cats keep your feet warm.
- Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.
- Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law.
- Cats lick their own private parts.
- The only bottle cats hit is the milk.
- A cat always hits the litter box.
- Better chance of training a cat.
- No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
- If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
- A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
- It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
- A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
- If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him