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Why cats are better than men

  • Cats keep their opinions to themselves.
  • Cats don't criticize your mother.
  • Cats never question how much you're eating.
  • Cats never claim they know how to fix large appliances.
  • Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep.
  • Cats are happy to let you drive.
  • Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
  • One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
  • Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut.
  • Cats love it when you go shopping.
  • Cats never return the gifts you get them.
  • Cats are able to keep the romance alive.
  • You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.
  • Cats are never late for dinner.
  • You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.
  • Cats keep your feet warm.
  • Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.
  • Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law.
  • Cats lick their own private parts.
  • The only bottle cats hit is the milk.
  • A cat always hits the litter box.
  • Better chance of training a cat.
  • No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
  • If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
  • A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
  • It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
  • A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.
  • If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him