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Cat Quotes

  • The smallest feline is a masterpiece.-- Leonardo da Vinci
  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill
  • The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter. When I tell you a cat must have three different names... -- T.S. Elliot
  • Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.-- Robert A. Heinlein
  • Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. -- Gary Smith
  • Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep. -- John Dobbin
  • If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. -- Drew Barrymore
  • There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.-- Wesley Bates
  • Dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you later. -- Mary Bly
  • It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. -- Lewis Carroll
  • Whether they be the musician cats in my band or the real cats of the world, they all got style.-- Ray Charles
  • The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. --W.C. Fields
  • A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. --Mark Twain
  • How we behave towards cats here below determines out status in heaven. -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • One cat just leads to another.-- Ernest Hemingway
  • Whether they be the musician cats in my band or the real cats of the world, they all got style.-- Ray Charles
  • The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. --W.C. Fields
  • A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. --Mark Twain
  • How we behave towards cats here below determines out status in heaven. -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • One cat just leads to another.-- Ernest Hemingway
  • Cats keep their cool, no matter what. Even when they do things like fall or lose their balance, they'll walk away with an attitude that seems to say, 'I meant to do that.' -- Michael Jordan
  • Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.-- Hank Ketchum
  • I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. -- Jay Leno
  • No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -- Abraham Lincoln
  • I gave my cat a bath the other day. He just sat there. Actually, I think he enjoyed it. It wasn't very fun for me, though. The fur kind of stuck to my tongue.-- Steve Martin
  • Our character is what God and cats know of us.-- Thomas Paine
  • Cats are like Baptists. You KNOW they raise hell,but you can never catch them at it.--James Patterson
  • People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.-- Faith Resnick
  • There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.-- Albert Schewitzer
  • Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. -- Sir Walter Scott
  • I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.-- William Shakespeare
  • Dogs eat. Cats dine. -- Ann Taylor
  • Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. -- Mark Twain
  • I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. -- Jules Verne
  • I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.-- Hippolyte Taine


    List compiled by webmaster from various sources.